The people behind Essential Mallorca are, to put it politely, a rag-tag bunch of lazy, work-shy layabouts. The effort required to simply write this short piece of text was so great that the author had to go and lie down for several hours afterwards. So we need help; article writers, bloggers, that sort of thing. As an added incentive we promise to pay you diddly-squat for your services. Although you will receive a complimentary pork pie for every 100 articles submitted. And that's a promise!